Who you gonna call?

If there's something strange in you neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call?

Every summer's day (and even the first days of spring) brings the same problem to me. SUNBURNS! I have yet to find a sunscreen that doesn't become super sticky within minutes - especially on the beach. Sunscreen and sand are simply a terrible match! But I don't want to leave out the sunscreen, get painful sunburns and even increase my risk of skin cancer. 
Who am I going to call to solve my problems?! Well, maybe in the future, bacteria will be the heroes answering my call!